The famous hate-preacher is to stand for election thanks to a new EU "Criminal Rehabilitation Through Social Integration Programme". Costing just over 30 billion Euros, the scheme will see free media management schemes and other support given to anyone who is currently villified by society. A trusted EU source told our reporter "The idea is to push to get them in charge of some important public offices and show people that they can be valuable members of society". A Vatican spokesman said yesterday "Holy smoke - whatever next?".
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