In an attempt to get in touch with the younger generation the Catholic Church has decided to elect the new Pope using the format developed from the TV show “The Voice”. Sister Jessie J will join Brothers William, Tommy J and “the other one” in the Sistine chapel, a concert venue renowned for its great acoustics. With their backs turned to the possible contenders, each potential Papa will have just 30 seconds to deliver the best homily before the judges have to make up their mind.
When asked what he was looking for William appeared sure of his convictions announcing “someone with the voice of an angel” whereas Tommy J seemed full of doubt when he replied “God only Knows”. Jessie J hoped for some Divine inspiration to help her choose whilst “the other one” simply exclaimed “oh look at the pretty colours!”
Each judge will be able to take one cardinal through to the live final which will be decided by public vote. Expect Mass hysteria