Thanks once again to godly for the Neat-O subject of horticulture which fittingly provided a good crop of entries. And my Idiot's Guide provides proof that you do not need to know anything about the subject to submit something vaguely amusing. So please give it a go.
Having just come back from a meeting hosted by a sharp-suited cliche-spouting marketing man who actually said "It does what it says on the tin in a nutshell", this week's subject is one of my favourite cliches,
Par for the course
(He didn't answer the question of how you could see what is written on the tin if it is inside a nutshell, in case you were wondering)
Entries either in this thread or in the Writers' Room with a link posted here please. Judging will probably take place at some time on Sunday 17th.