'Too close to call' said God from his heavenly ringside seat 'the Christians had the edge in Round One with around 300 dead but the Muslims have hit back strongly with 500 this month, mainly women and children which always goes down well with the judges. .
Killing in the name of the Lord always scores heavily but I'm on the look out for that little bit extra from some of the key players. So far the Christians have done well with their rape, beastiality and mutilation but the Muslims are good on sodomy, torture and cannibalism.
It could go either way so I'm waiting to see what happens in Round Three before chosing the winner in this particular clash of faiths.
Nice tits by the way.
Who's got the popcorn?
It is thought the outcome of this encounter could well influence God's choice when he eventually announces his all time favourite religious indoctrination.
We will need a strong referee when the outcome of that burning question leaks out.
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