Men everywhere are gritting their teeth for the worst moment of the year this evening. Tonight is the one day of the year when women are able to say 'No, I don't want chips, I need to watch my weight' and then steal chips from their husbands.
We can't argue or get angry tonight. We have to smile outwardly while the fires of hell burn our insides as each stolen chip feels like a bowl of acid has been poured on a testicle.
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Posted 2 months ago #
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each stolen chip feels like a bowl of acid has been poured on a testicle.
How do you pour acid on just one testicle?
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when i hadIf I had to have acid poured on my testicles I would rather they just did one.Posted 2 months ago # -
well if you will get your testicles out at the dinner table.
Oh now those chips look nicer than I thought.
...can I just try *one*
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well if you will get your testicles out at the dinner table.
Oh now those chips look nicer than I thought,
Taken out of context, my personal hygiene and your taste in chips are both suspect !
Posted 2 months ago # -
"No, I won't have a sweet. I'll just have a bit of yours". Oof...
Posted 2 months ago # -
I think you got one-starred by someone on a diet (i.e. a chip thief)
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Ouch... I think you're right squudge
Posted 2 months ago # -
I bet it was someone who always takes the longest, loveliest chip in the pile too
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No, mrs NA doesn't have an account here. Can't be that
Posted 2 months ago #
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