After two years of hanging out ex-husband Chris Huhne’s dirty laundry in public with tales of lies, abortions, and family tensions, Vicki Pryce has gone the extra step and actually hung out Mr Huhne’s dirty laundry in public. Items displayed include dirty underwear, smelly socks, and a small pink wanking towel.
Pryce’s neighbour, Judge Constance Briscoe, commented that Mr Huhne shouldn’t have shot his load into the towel in the first place, but after doing so, he should have owned up and hung his laundry out himself.
“Yet again it looks like he has coerced Ms Pryce into doing his dirty work. The man is a monster, and his size 8 socks hanging on the line show he has very small feet to boot.”
But other neighbours believe both Pryce and Huhne should share the blame.
“Ok, Chris could have slowed down and avoided wanking in the towel, but equally Vicki could have been a bit quicker in vacating the bathroom” said Jim Smith. “And they shouldn’t have concocted that cock and bull story about Vicki spilling thousand island dressing on the towel.”
Police sources say they are confident they can make perverting charges in relation to the towel stick.