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Started 2 months ago by Ironduke
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Ironduke

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So 150 geriatrics get sealed in the Sistine Chapel, windows covered, no bugging/listening devices, no means of communication with the outside world.

I suppose its just about acceptable on Risk Assessment so long as they are really careful to avoid lighting any fires.

Posted 2 months ago #
dvo4fun

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chortle

Posted 2 months ago #
Titus

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Don't we get a chance to vote any of them out?

Posted 2 months ago #
Ironduke

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Here in the Big Sistine Chapel, who's going to get voted in?

Posted 2 months ago #
Gerontius

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Leonardo Sandri
Take a look at the candidates.
See which one you would feel most comfortable waking up next to after a drunken night on the town.
Leonardo's your man.
Trust me.

Posted 2 months ago #
Sinnick

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Ahh, so you're the one that outed O'Brien. Well done.

Posted 2 months ago #
Gerontius

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No disrespect to the other candidates but if I was going to get shagged by any of them I would want it to be Leonardo.

Posted 2 months ago #
beau-jolly

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As blokes in dresses go none of them is very convincing. Also they all look the same (except Luis Tagle and Peter Turkson of course, who are the only 2 who I would vote for and the only 2 who don't have a chance).

Posted 2 months ago #
Sicknote

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Please leave the Big Bugger house.

Posted 2 months ago #
AReader

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My risk assessment is that the next Pope will have Yakutsk and Irkutsk safely loaded with armies before sweeping all before him.

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