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   beau-jolly
   

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   How to drink 100 glasses of wine in one swallow

   There has to comedy gold in here somewhere!

   Posted 2 months ago #
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   medici2471
   

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   Strange isn't it that, just as Rebecca is always 3 miles away, so commercially available drugs/treatments are always five years away...

   Posted 2 months ago #
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   beau-jolly
   

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   Unless your a mouse and they you get shit loads immediately. Its not fair!

   Posted 2 months ago #
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   Not Amused
   

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   Unless your a mouse and they you get shit loads immediately. Its not fair!

   Hah .. there has to be a sub in that ...

   Posted 2 months ago #
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   dvo4fun
   

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   @b-j. Couldn't be arsed to read article to the end. Could you summarise it for me?

   Posted 2 months ago #
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   beau-jolly
   

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   Good bits in red wine concentrated into a pill equivalent to 100 glasses. Cures all known ills and makes you live long and strong. So far "only a few humans tests".

   Note to self: Must take empties out.

   Posted 2 months ago #
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   Ironduke
   

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   If they remove the good bits from 100glasses of red wine, it should follow that the have the naughty bits from 100glasses of red wine as a by-product that they need to get rid of.
   If they could then titrate out the 'bitching hangover' component by my calculations you should be able to pop one pill and get absolutely shitfaced with no after effects...until you found the concentrated 'doner kebab with extra chilli sauce' caplet I suppose

   Posted 2 months ago #
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   quango
   

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   "How to drink 5 pints of Stella, 2 ciders, 1 glass of red, 4 double vodkas & coke, 3 sambucas, 4 jager-bombs and a donner kebab in one swallow"

   Posted 2 months ago #
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   Gerontius
   

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   Scientists still working on pill that would make Jo Brand's arse appear sexually arousing.

   Posted 2 months ago #
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    Squudge
    

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    I bet you are her twin. Blokes who look a bit like Claire Short and fancy Tracy Emin's tits tend to protest too much.

    Posted 2 months ago #
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    Gerontius
    

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    If you're trying to compare my face with Jo Brand's arse then let me tell you, there's only one winner.

    Posted 2 months ago #
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    Squudge
    

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    OK - it is a compelling arse.

    Posted 2 months ago #
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    beau-jolly
    

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    DvO: This is my favourite bit.

    “Instead of drinking 100 glasses of wine a day, you could just take a pill,” said author of the study David Sinclair, professor of genetics at Harvard Medical School.

    Well hooray for that. I thought I was going to have to drink an extra 90 glasses of wine a day to improve my health.

    Posted 2 months ago #

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