Up until the time Supermarkets were forced to cover the tobacco products with drab looking slices of laminated wood, it was never apparent that Pygmies were buying cigarettes. For almost a two decades Judy Dunghill who ran a newsagents in a small village near the equator said, "I thought they were just young en's popping in for twenty Regal for their mums, most could not reach the counter"
Pygmy Tribe head statesman 'Lofty' said in a statement, "We were never told of the dangers of stunted growth, there were posters but always pinned to the top of noticeboards."
But due to the Supermarkets having to make a big fuss when the Wood is drawn back to reveal the tobacco display, more attention has been paid to the purchasers of the Tobacco, and many Pygmies have been identified and given short shrift.
The name of the laywer in the cigarette case is yet to be revealed but did quote earlier today, 'I have snuff evidence'
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