Doe a deer I’m just a deer
Ray has gone to get his gun
Me, some game to kill by stealth
Far - I need a place to run
So a bullet’s nicked my head
La! Is French for ‘where to go?’
Tea, I wish I’d stayed in bed
'Cos they’re out and culling does oh oh oh…
Hat Tips to Maria von Trapp and Elmer Fudd
