Nottingham Council isn't going to talk to NewsBiscuit anymore
The Nottingham Post has found itself blacklisted by Nottingham Council, a subsidiary of Reform Ltd. The Councillors aren't allowed to...
Warning alarm sounds every time Rachel Reeves thinks
The UK tested a new early warning system designed to remind people to sell their shares, the moment the Chancellor has a new idea. All...
Moon will be blue during next lunar eclipse, vows Reform
"Aren't you sick of the moon turning red every time there's a lunar eclipse?" Reform's in-house astronomer asked an almost empty press...
Lego’s new Asylum Hotel set is their most expensive yet.
Lego has introduced its most expensive set this week, announcing the release of the Lego Ultimate Collection Series Asylum Hotel. Priced...
Trump: I am James Bond
With the revelation that Trump was a CIA asset, he now claims to be a MI6 agent operating at the highest level. 'The President grabbed...
Melania rounded up by ICE agents
In a surprise move, ICE agents have raided President Trump’s compound in Mar-a-Lago and led away his third wife Melania in handcuffs. 'A...
Trump throws a sickie
The White House has published a note, apparently written by the President's mum, keeping Trump off work for another day. 'Donald has a...
Labour to rename Asylum Seeking as Emergency Holibobs
A Labour spokesperson today has announced plans for the renaming of the process of seeking asylum as 'Emergency Holibobs' and of asylum...
Panic as Trump says he's entering his 'Final Form'
Scenes of panic and fear gripped the White House, and the watching US public, as Donald Trump delivered a terrifying vision of the...
Bond comes out of retirement to warn Rachel Reeves
A smartly dressed man ordered a martini for Rachel Reeves, asking it to be not stirred, but very shaken. ‘The name’s Bonds. Government...
