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Buckingham Palace reveal Prince Charles Mothers Day Dinner menu

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Started 2 months ago by Scronnyglonkle
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Scronnyglonkle

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Prince Charles is to host a get well/mothers day banquet for the Queen. Sadly for Prince Charles he will unable to join in the dinner as he has tooth ache

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Starter

Freash unwashed Bay of Bengal prawn salad

Main Course

Philly et Mingnon,
Beef in Wellington
Chicken Salmonella

Dessert

Death by Choclolate

Wine

Chateau Halfords Austrian Red

Fifteen year old Malt Vinegar

Posted 2 months ago #
Titus

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Would be funnier if there was even the slightest evidence that Charles actually wanted the responsibilty of his mother's job. It seems fairly clear that he much prefers the freedom to continue to make a prat of himself in his present role.

Posted 2 months ago #
Squudge

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...though the Death by Chocolate gets stars from me anyway

The menu needs a little more thought. She certainly wouldn't descend to Chateau Halfords, having too discerning a palate for antifreeze. Some sparkling cyanide from an an appropriate appelation perhaps.

Go and shout at yourself Gordon Ramsay style then have another go.

Posted 2 months ago #
blacklesbian

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Even if it's not true I like the comedy image of PC trying to murder the Queen, like Dreyfus trying to kill Clouseau. Abdication Chicken anyone?

Posted 2 months ago #
AReader

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I think the desserts should have been provided by IKEA

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sponge finger

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I like 'Abdication Chicken' - vg

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