Scientists are at a loss to explain the old age pensioner seen flying over the skies of Lancashire last night. Reports indicate the pensioner went ballistic over Manchester at around 8:30 pm and re-entered the Earth's atmosphere somewhere near Leeds, but was missed by television cameras. "At first we thought it may be another asteroid" said one witness, "but then we realised it was a 70 year old man with a bright red nose repeatedly screaming 'Fucking cheating bastard'
U.F.O.A.P. turns Lancashire night sky blue
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I quite like this. Needs either expanding a bit for NiB (around 120-150 words) or somehow condensing to be a one-liner though. It's stuck somewhere in between at the moment.
Yup - good idea but trim it and sharpen it. Perhaps a one-liner something like "UFO reported when incandescant sweary Scots pensioner with red nose went ballistic over Manchester around 8:30pm last night" - I'm sure someone can improve on this.
'tis a bit short but you get 4 stars from me - vg
...maybe you can get a report of a part-time writer finding a still-warm rock on his paving slab. Later analysis indicates teeth marks and spit so it may have been the OAP furiously spitting out a wad of something.
Well I wouldn't put it past Sir Alex to have been chewing depleted uranium all this time.
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