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   MightyBlair
   

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   Posted 2 years ago #
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   MrChigleysAunt
   

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   Jeez, can't we have some easy questions for once?

   Posted 2 years ago #
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   QorbeQ
   

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   Magnum ta.

   Posted 2 years ago #
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   MightyBlair
   

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   Almond, plain or white? Or one of them magic ones what have LAYERS?!

   Posted 2 years ago #
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   Mary Evans
   

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   Both, thanks. And a Mr Whippy - two flakes if they'll fit.

   Posted 2 years ago #
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   MightyBlair
   

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   Would you like 'Monkey's Blood' with that?

   Posted 2 years ago #
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   shitsu_tonka
   

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   Magnums have layers now? Why did no one tell me? I hope they sell them in my crappy village shop.

   Posted 2 years ago #
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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   I want one of the really posh "Aztec Gold" Magnums please. The double choc one would be great thanks.

   Posted 2 years ago #
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   PluckyMunky
   

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   A Neapolitan wafer, please, with a pork pie on top.

   Posted 2 years ago #
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    sauce
    

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    Mmmmmmmm

    Posted 2 years ago #
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    QorbeQ
    

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    Aztec Gold for me too please. And I'm expecting zero meltage and none of that cripsy ice-flake crap on the outside of the chocolate.

    Posted 2 years ago #
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    rikkor
    

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    Magnums are a brand of condoms in the US. Oh, and I love how British folk pronounce it as con-DOME. Too funny.

    Posted 2 years ago #
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    MightyBlair
    

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    The question still stands: Would you like chocolate flavour or 'tutti fruity'?

    I love how americans think all British people sound the same, too funny.

    Posted 2 years ago #
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    rikkor
    

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    MightyBlair (mon Cherie), you don't all sound the same, but you still say con-DOME. Admit it. First step to a cure.

    Posted 2 years ago #
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    PluckyMunky
    

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    I have to say, Rikkor, that I have never heard a British person say 'Con-DOME'. I've only ever heard 'Con-dom' or 'con-dum'.

    Posted 2 years ago #
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    MightyBlair
    

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    So that's: three Magnum Aztecs (one for Shitzu, because he lives in the Village of the Damned), one large cone for Mary, a Solero for MR C (because ditherers get what they are given), a pork pie for Plucky and condoms for Rikkor.

    Now I need names, addresses and sort codes please. There's good people.

    Posted 2 years ago #
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    Mr.3374
    

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    Hang on.
    Can I have a cornetto, choc/nut flavour?
    And a sausage roll, and a bag of cashew nuts?
    Please.

    Posted 2 years ago #
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    The All New Jeni B
    

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    I do believe "Magnums" are also a brand of handgun, and cheesy, moustachio'd 80s PI's too.
    And I have always pronounced it 'cond'm'. There have never been any domes involved.

    Posted 2 years ago #
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    PluckyMunky
    

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    Is it possible to have a Chicken Tikka Masala, too, please and some nan bread? Only if its convenient, like. I can pay you next Friday week.

    Posted 2 years ago #
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    virtuallywill
    

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    Magnum.... dark choc... oh my yessss

    Posted 2 years ago #
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    jp1885
    

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    A Funny Foot for me please, or a Sky Ray failing that.

    Posted 2 years ago #
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    Mrblacker
    

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    I'll take a screwball or a FAB please.....

    Posted 2 years ago #
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    MightyBlair
    

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    Sorry to be a pain, but this is a serious forum, so can we have serious requests only? I am not going to pick up a Chicken Tikka Marsala for you, Plucky. How dare you be so selfish. By the time it is ready, the ice creams will have melted, everyone else's night will be ruined and we will have to resort to drinking white cider and assaulting old people. And we always end up doing that.

    Bad news. They sold out of magnums. jp, the had one funny foot, so you're in luck. Everyone else gets a giant 'Blue Raspberry' ice pop.

    Posted 2 years ago #
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    Quaz
    

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    Very generous of you Mr Blair, I'll have a Magnum of Veuve Clicquot please. I guess the public speaking and the middle east deals have really been paying off.

    Failing that, I'd like a Gallones cone with a 99 please, or anything from Roskillies in Cornwall.

    Posted 2 years ago #
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    sauce
    

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    Don't say "anything", Quaz: risky. Their manure heap needs muck-spreading...

    Posted 2 years ago #

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