For the first time in its history, St. Andrews golf course is to allow prostitutes to sculpt, paint murals, compose poetry and perform Bach oratorios on its premises. They will not be allowed to do these things on the fairway, the green or in the bar or car park, but only on the tee.
A spokesman, Brendan Neato, said, “this is a step forward for the club. What could be more natural than combining golf, high art and a bit of anal? We’re all terribly excited by the prospect of whore tee culture being taken world-wide.”
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Prostitutes to be allowed artistic licence on golf course.
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