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Newsbiscuit contributor admitted to leper colony
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Posted 2 years ago #
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Did he throw in his hand or laugh his head off?
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Dunno.
He failed his driving test when he left his foot on the clutch, though....Posted 2 years ago # -
Did he still have the stomach for it? Or had that dropped off, too?
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Stomachs don't 'drop off', surely, Dr M. They 'drop in', perhaps? Unless, of course, the front has dropped off too...
Posted 2 years ago # -
and asked for 7 other colonies to be taken into account. i don't know why I bother contributing quips to your threads, you only take offense, but someone has to attempt to lighten the mood
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The man's clearly falling apart on us.
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Bored the tits off.
Used his balls for door knockers.
The list is endless, at least until the remains are cremated.Posted 2 years ago # -
Remains fall out of the oven.
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I always thought Plucky had his foot in his mouth. Maybe it was just a good catch.
Posted 2 years ago #
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