Thanks Yikes for your revolutionary voting system of second past the post which gave me victory in last week’s Neato.
So in my job as Head Gardner (no smutty jokes please) I regularly have to show visitors round in the summer and try to keep them entertained, I point out all the draught tolerant plants when it is raining I describe our pergola with 140 climbing roses on it as my arch enemy you get the idea. So this week’s Neato is all things Horticultural in the hope I will be able to plagiarize everyone’s jokes.
So this week’s Neato is HORTICULTURE and all things plant like. I will announce the results Sunday evening when I get back from a poultry show where I will be exhibiting my prize winning cock. Good luck everyone