newspeak NewsPeak on BREAKING NEWS - B-re-a-King news 4 the prince of WAILS.com. R they all cracking apart like a crack-in-gap-art? (humour hum-Our song : by royal warRant from Di-A-tribe diatribe - sick undercover notes : C-am-ill-a message 4 the mess-Age falling apart as they fall-in-gap-art) Does the curse of THE Mummy return as a P.A.in the gut with gastro:enter I.T. is it another bug from above? (appears a p.p.'ears' 2 say rehearse re-HEARSE?) Facing the elephants in the room they said : 'GOD IS WITH US'but was He saying 'GO! DI'S WITH US! Di-a-Gnostic now-won heaven (magic spell)
Remember re-Member of the Human Race :REM embers : losing my religion 4 the nasties (check it out on the Pope - he knew we weren't listening) a-lie n' U R alien to us - sus! Spell like an Egyptian - GodSpell - know-body does I.T. better - deny I.T.
Clear? C-lear! Spread the Word to S.p.read my Words - okay? con-Notations as sat-IRE satire 2 red SEE open O!pen!
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Posted 2 months ago #
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Should be split into paragraphs and needs a stronger headline for a topical news site, in my opinion.
Posted 2 months ago #
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