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Dulux launch dedicated Mosque paint - Prayer Matt

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Started 2 months ago by Perks
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Perks

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I am running out of ideas :(

Posted 2 months ago #
ginty

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That lifted my white spirits..

Posted 2 months ago #
Gerontius

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Bomb undercoat

Posted 2 months ago #
Squudge

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..it is catching, I have lost faith in my idea.

am now overcome with emulsion.

Posted 2 months ago #
dvo4fun

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Right down there with some of your best tickers Perks. Stars for cheek alone (but I did smirk as well)

Posted 2 months ago #
sigmund

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Good to see you keeping your hand in, unlike the Saudi pickpocket.

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Oxbridge

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Tsh, Dulux is a brand name of AkzoNobel as any fule kno, so it can't actually launch anything.

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Tess Goes

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Posted 2 months ago #
Oxbridge

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Shurely 'Peace'? - Ed.

Posted 2 months ago #
Dick Everyman

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More in the Dulux range....

Nun Black
Cardinal's Blush
Chorister's Cherry
Organ Pink
Pulpit Brimstone

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Perks

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"Tsh, Dulux is a brand name of AkzoNobel as any fule kno, so it can't actually launch anything."

Your absolutely right. How could I have been so stupid. Is there anyway to remove this factually incorrect post? I'm such a fule, whatever one of them is

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fink

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Certainly ruined the joke for me, Perks - please try harder.

Perhaps if you subscribed to some relevant trade magazines before making a specialist post you wouldn't have made such an elementary howler?

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fink

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Dulux is a brand name of AkzoNobel as any fule kno

Surely "as any fool knows"? - Ed.

Posted 2 months ago #
button

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Yeah Perks, you idiot hole. I think you should receive a 6 week ban and a hefty fine for your factual incorrectness.

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fink

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I just went on the Spoof, and there's a whole post about AkzoNobel's acquisition of ICI, further diversifying their reach into the fields of decorative paints, performance coatings and speciality chemicals.

No jokes, of course, but BY GOD they got their facts right.

We should think on...

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And, of course, the impossibility of praying on the walls due to the effects of gravity means the prayer mat/prayer matt comparison is a little tedious. This would only work, you Grundian reading fule, if Dulux paint was used to paint the floor in mosques but we all know the they are predominantly carpeted places of worship making this whole joke redundant.

What are your thoughts AReader?

Posted 2 months ago #
charlies_hat

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They have shiny finish paint on monuments dedicated to Martyrs called "Arabic Loss".

(Not sure this even deserves a trombone noise).

Posted 2 months ago #
Oxbridge

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'As any fule kno' comes from the Molesworth books and is deliberately mis-spelled, as any fule kno.

Oh sod it, I just did it again.

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fink

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'As any fule kno' comes from the Molesworth books

I bet you're really annoyed that Private Eye had the same idea of using that line - I'd have a word with them if I were you.

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Anonymous

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Can't bear people who aren't original.

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Anonymous

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This is getting beyond a joke.

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