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Started 2 months ago by Yikes
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Dick Everysheep

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A good flock of subs this week. As befits sheep week it was very difficult choosing between them.

Honourable mentions - Perks for the most obscure sub. Quaz for EweTube, which could cripple Welsh agriculture quicker than an outbreak of foot and mouth.

3rd = Midfield Diamond for the insomniac sheep census worker. JeniB for the best (or worst) pun.

1st = Dick Everyman for the Italian coastguard sheep in the water ticker that I'm ashamed to say took me 3 passes to get. Godley1966 for an excellent allergy sub that slipped in a neato reference - would make a good NiB or FP.

So for no other reason than I think Dick has already had the neato baton, this weeks winner is Godley1966

Posted 2 months ago #
Perks

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Obscure! I much prefer educated!

Well Done Godley, good one

Posted 2 months ago #
Dick Everyman

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Thanks Yikes and congrats to Godley - well deserved.

For the record I've never had the neat-o baton but hope that one day my mantlepiece will be able to bear the weight of an extra Gong. ;0)

Posted 2 months ago #
Squudge

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should've gone to Specsavers <unconvincing flounce>

Congrats Godley & Dick ...I am impressed the forum managed so many funny sheep efforts, you'd have thought they'd all been done

Posted 2 months ago #
Yikes

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Oops, my mistake Dick!

As Deputy Miss Neato, if Godley doesn't claim the baton in two days you might still have a chance!

Posted 2 months ago #
Dick Everyman

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Haha - it's Godley's baton - I'm keeping my hands off it!

Posted 2 months ago #
godly1966

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Wow I have won, Thanks Yikes. This is my greatest achievement since winning Dunstable in Bloom best container and runner up in there hanging basket competition.I was going to do a sub about me going to New Zealand and not seeing a single sheep, true story! But I am glad that went nowhere.
But as I might have won on an administrative technicality I will give Dick a chance to take the baton and run forth with it. So if there is no new Neato by tomorrow morning I will gladly accept the task but in the meantime over to you Dick you have until 7am tomorrow morning to collect your well-deserved prize.

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Sorry Godley - you have to play to the ref's whistle ... over to you now!

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