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Cannibal kills and eats vegetarians in ironic crime spree.

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Started 2 months ago by Paulduckula
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Paulduckula

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Posted 2 months ago #
Squudge

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are the victims all from Quornwall?

Posted 2 months ago #
Gerontius

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Love the idea of health conscious cannibals, could be turned into a sub
Only eat sustainable, locally sourced victims
Non dairy workers

Posted 2 months ago #
Squudge

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organic and humanely killed.

every carcass comes with a passport giving its name and where it was farmed.

Posted 2 months ago #
Paddy Berzinski

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Neat. Have a bunch of stars.

Posted 2 months ago #
Paulduckula

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Thanks for the comments. Hadn't thought about it being a full article, might have a go at one though.

Posted 2 months ago #
Titus

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Yeah, got to be GM-free, organic, free-range, fair trade, low-fat, locally sourced and not horse.

Posted 2 months ago #
Squudge

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News-in-brief length sub might be the thing

There may be only so much mileage in radicchio-reared Waitrose customers, spatchcocked.

Posted 2 months ago #
Dick Everyman

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At least he's getting his recommended daily dose of irony...

Posted 2 months ago #
rickwestwell

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He tried eating Usain Bolt, but decided he didn't like fast food...

Posted 2 months ago #
charlies_hat

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Perhaps he could organise a finger buffet for a party?

Posted 2 months ago #
Midfield Diamond

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Maybe he only eats females on account of his nut allergy

Great idea, get this written up!

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