Yep. Brilliant, super, the funniest thing I have seen on here today.
What do you do for a living? Maybe you should look at comedy as a full time career. Start small with the hilarious bits on here then maybe start a blog. It won't be long before you have 8 million unique hits a day. Sell some advertising so you can afford to concentrate on a sitcom, and a sniff of cocaine. This sitcom will be the best sitcom ever, with the BBC, ITV and Watch all fighting for the rights. Right that's the sitcom now you can write a brilliantly funny film, and a bit more Cocaine with a touch of heroin. With you unquestionable talent it won't be long before Hollywood is praising you superb film, which of course you stared in and directed, all whilst upping you Heroin intake, well fuck it, you are the comedy king. You'll be on top of the world, despite those close to you warning about your now excessive drug use, and that alcohol problem creeping up on you. OK so you've not sold anything for a year, fuck 'em. Your still fucking hilarious, but why can't they see it? You ask yourself from the whiskey and cocaine fuelled warmth of the park bench. Your family may have disowned you but they'll see who is the funniest little funny bones, just as soon as you break through again. You will write the next big think just after the next come down. And then silence, just your funny thoughts and the sound of canned laughter in your head
Thinking about it, you're so great, probably best you retire now.