The Lib Dems did well despite the scandals.
The Tory candidate was banging on about education because her 12-year-old wanted to become a brain surgeon.
Nigel Farage is a dead ringer for someone out of the Simpsons.
Ed Milligram is Wallace and Gromit all over again.
And that's even before you get on to the Monster Raving Loony Party and the Beer, Baccy and Crumpet Party.
And Elvis Loves Pets of course...
Nice to hear Michael Gove so upbeat this morning... Twat.