Hello kids. Am back in the world of wi-fi, how are you all? I am lately returned from the Med, still faintly scented with the fresh Maltese sea water the double projectile vomit Master Mary managed on the flight home last night. How we laughed.
But I hope everyone is just super - having no fixed place of work, I'm feeling rather left out of the World Cup pointless sweepstakes and other such joys. Do you think we could manage one on NB? Not that I'm allowed to watch any of it. Mr Mary has banned me from watching the games on medical grounds, as I tend to get rather excitable and unlock my inner racist, homophobic xenophobe as I blithely yell at 'Fucking Cheating Diving Argie Poofs' and the such like. Doesn't go down well when you're watching at the kids' nursery.