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Man sent on Mars mission comes back with Crunchie
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offlineMemberGround control at NASA is in complete chaos today as news emerged that the first couple selected to go on the mission to Mars have in fact returned with a Crunchie.
It was hoped that the Aerodynamic design of this Double Decker would reduce the cosmic Ripple effect and for a Moment is was touch and go Twix way events would turn out. Despite being issued with the latest state of the art Kit (Kat) and health bulletins that travel to distant parts of the Galaxy might cause the skin to Flake, repeated warnings to “apply some protective Jelly baby” were ignored. As a result a severe case of Wine gums soon developed. There will no doubt be a Bounty for anyone able to provide NASA with further information regarding this cosmic Fudge up out in the Milky Way, but sources have yet to confirm or deny if Flying Saucers were involved.
Before lift off the choice of the couple from Leeds, both of them Yorkies, born and bred in the white Roses county had been a Topic of discussion. Some raised doubts quietly, almost in a Wisper, whilst others simply Snickered amongst themselves “I guess it takes Allsorts”
“Oh I told her before she went”, remarked the Father of one of the crew, “E’ Claire, I said, “ make sure you look after our Terry’s Orange as it’ll be no Picnic out there. But I fear she Lindt too far over outside her comfort zone during this Marathon journey. No matter she’s still number Uno in my eyes.
Splash down occurred just off Istanbul, which provided a little Turkish Delight, and hopefully a Boost to their economy. The expected parade up and down Quality Street for these two Heroes has been cancelled due to high levels of yeast in their bloodstreams. Doctors have prescribed a course of Malt-easers to reduce symptoms. B’ah Humbug!Posted 2 months ago #
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