A hot topic for several decades now, the issue of "inappropriate touching" in the workplace is a divisive issue. Broadly speaking, the two main perspectives can best be defined as "how I see it" and "how my secretary sees it". However, my pending court case aside, a bizarre case came to light this week involving 28 year old, Foxxxy Badger, porn star and world record holder in the prestigious "Most cavernous chasm" category. She has brought a case against several colleagues and co-workers, claiming a severe lack of sexual harassment.
"So there I am, on all fours, minge on show t'world, and the director is just stood their looking at it, like it were starving African child with fookin' flies on it." the charming young lady told the court today. "Wouldn't go near damn thing, how degrading is that?" she added.
She also claims that not only did the director fail to having sex with her, but that a builder who walked into the wrong studio, left without so much as a wolf whistle or a sexist comment, which had caused her "extensive emotional damage". Despite filing a complaint against a fox that was scavenging in the bins nearby, for passing up a chance "to get in on the action", the police later dropped the case as the fox, of no fixed abode, couldn't be located.
Her lawyer spoke outside the courtroom today, saying, "My client would like to make it perfectly clear, that it is her right as a woman to be sexually harassed if she feels like it. She made it clear on her CV, when applying to become a pornstar, that she had left the banking industry specifically so she could continue to screw everything that breathed, and the company has failed to deliver on this promise." The case continues.