After it was revealed that unemployment in Britain was up to around 98%, new questions were today raised as to the job market's competency.
"It has been several years since the job market has hit its targets, and its time for it to go." said John Everyman, the shadow job market secretary.
The job market suffered further embarrassment after allegations pertaining to Nick Clegg's employment status were made public this afternoon.
"The rumour is that Nick Clegg is just some incompetent, unpaid intern, gaining work experience so he can eventually apply for a job as a shelf stacker in Somerfield. But I haven't been made aware of this rumour myself, so I can't act on it." wrote Nick Clegg in a leaked memo to himself.
On social media site "Bleater", the job market refused to take responsibility for the shocking state of the job market, bleating that it was doing its best, its mother was proud of it, and if the previous job market hadn't been so reckless by throwing people into jobs willy-nilly, we wouldn't be facing the crisis that we currently are. The post was re-bleated several thousand times and ended up in a race-hate filled argument about atheism.
Whether or not the job market will step down remains to be seen, but one thing is quite clear. @Mustafashat is a total nazi douchebag, God doesn't exist you stupid foreign bastard.