Yorkshire, the county where disgraced child molester and TV personality Jimmy Saville lived for most of his life, is to be demolished later this month.
The demolition process will act as a significant milestone of closure for many of the former disk jockey's victims and has been praised by the victim support group as well as the entire population of Lancashire.
Professional over reactors within the media and government have suggested that the destruction of locations and organisations could increase to encompass the entire NHS, the BBC, the internet, and the Island of Mauritius which Saville once may have mentioned wanting to visit. A spokesman for pressure group Hows About That Never revealed that there could even be a case for the “entire destruction of the known universe to help achieve a real sense of closure. Subject to a feasibility study.”