The Pope spoke of difficult times today as a new survey revealed exactly what the public think about the Pope and Roman Catholicism, carried out in an anonymous town in the UK
“Yeah, no-one believes that made-up centuries-old religious crap fairy stories”
“Who are all those old men in drag and why should I care?”
“Why are so many ‘religious representatives’ involved in paedophilia crimes?”
“Shouldn’t all those old men be in dementia homes”
“Why are none of them married?”
“Why are they always surrounded by choirboys?”
“Nothing of what they say adds up in today’s world”
“Why is so much media time devoted to this religious shit, I just change channels whenever crap like this comes on my fucking screen”
So there you have it, a snapshot of what people are thinking whenever the Pope appears on their tv screens in a typical constituency.
From this war whore zone, back to you in the studio.