Trump to reform police to be on bad guys' side
'You're getting mugged at gunpoint and right now, you have no cards!' Washington police chief Trump told the victim of an armed robbery.
'Pretty sure the limit is two consecutive terms' says Trump
President Trump announced today that he was 'pretty sure' the two-term limit for presidents meant two consecutive terms, not two overall.
Ukraine peace plan - Russian version
A spokesman from the Russia has reported a version of the Ukraine peace plan that differs in some small details from the published version.
Carney to run Canada like a fairground attraction
Canada will be increasing the number of coconut shies and tea cup rides that it has, now that a Carney is set to become Prime Minister.
Farage runs out of MPs to argue with
Nigel Farage has admitted that sacking a quarter of his MPs has reduced his opportunities to disagree with people.
Trump to Deport Mount Rushmore Heads
American President Donald Trump has announced that the four gigantic presidential heads chiselled into Mount Rushmore will be deported.
Trump-Vance Make-Up range – Maybe we’re stuck with it, maybe it’s a grift again
The one thing that truly unites America is that the Trump-Vance duo have normalised makeup on men. The best way to make money from this...
International Intelligence sharing outfit to become 'four-eyes'
The Five Eyes intelligence sharing between the United States, the United Kingdom, Australia, Canada and New Zealand is likely to be...
Ukraine peace-keeping coalition to include Russia
While the United States is choosing to prevent Ukraine defend itself, many European countries are preparing to provide peace-keeping...
Indian music mix-up as remedial level US President targets sitarists
'The Indian music industry has been targeted by DOGE,' confirmed Ramesh Raj, head of Mumbai Records. 'It is a level of racist profiling...