Government unveils new mental health strategy
With the amount of people diagnosed with mental health problems increasing, the Government has announced a new drive to reduce numbers...
Govt. to introduce Sleb Tax
Under proposed new measures, anyone claiming or aspiring to the status of a celebrity will be taxed, at a rate proportional to either (a)...
Keir Starmer to take smoking lessons in bid for power
Number 10 have confirmed that the Prime Minister is to take up smoking and being photographed with pints. Smoking teacher Curt Stephens,...
New Pope to ban Marriage
Couples across the globe in uproar as Pope Leo announces his first major proclamation as new pope: Marriage's will no longer be carried...
Starmer to Daily Mail: 'Why won’t you love me?'
Sad Sir Keir Starmer been calling the Daily Mail asking the big questions. An excerpt was leaked by an indifferent hate peddler there....
Biblical Guideline for Ministers of Energy and Renewables (Millibrand)
Verily, his name shall be called thrice upon nought upon the fraction bearing fruitful of the beating of the hand upon the firmer flesh....
Young, low paid immigrants identified as NHS bed blocking cause
The government has worked out that the bed blocking situation in the NHS, where old people who are medically as fit as the NHS can make...
Met Police cut power to foil underground activity in London
"Having been made aware of hundreds of thousands of people in the capital involving themselves in suspicious underground activity,"...
Memorial expected to get Royal approval
With the Government seeking ideas and designs for a lasting memorial to the late Queen Elizabeth 11, one application seems to have caused...
Mr. Starmer, Enoch Powell rang & wants his speech back
Echoing the Rivers of Blood hate speech, he saluted to his Starmtroopers. He promised that by deporting legal migrants, he would go full...
