NewsBiscuit : Ryan Air to sell petrol at 20p a litre* ** (BYOP)

Ryan Air to sell petrol at 20p a litre* ** (BYOP)

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shaggy

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Michael O'Leary, Ryan Air Chief Executive announced today that the low budget airline is move into the petrol retailing business with the purchase of several thousand outlets from troubled company BP. O'Riley, 52, believes that Ryan Air can revolutionise the petrol industry in the same way that it has ... blah blah blah

* excludes tax
** forecourt parking fee may apply
Bring your own Pump

Posted 2 months ago #
Perks

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This has SO much potential if you do it right. Make it fit even if its only 150 words. Turn it into an article and this could be a really good piece

Posted 2 months ago #
Truebiscuit

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Yeah, shit at the minute but could be good if you put some effort in.

- BYOP should be bring your own plane, not pump.
- minicabs offering bring your own bottle (of fuel) would have more potential. 'I've had all sorts in the back of my cab. Unleaded, Sainsbury's low sulphur, Lidl substitute whisky, cough syrup, crisps'.
- It would still be shit though, if it wasn't making some point or other.

You're fucking welcome.

Posted 2 months ago #
shaggy

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Thanks chaps. I'm not sure I'm up to a complete article yet - I've only just started to adjust to life without exclamation marks ~~!!!!!~~ Relapse, shit!

Posted 2 months ago #

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