Enough of the nominations, voting, most widely read etc nonsense.
I am claiming January's WotM. No debate, no recounts, it's now mine.
If it works for Mgabe, it works for me.
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Right! That's it!!
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The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberPosted 2 months ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberPs - enough exclamation marks for you True Biscuit?
Posted 2 months ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberTruebiscuit - SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Squudge - it's Monday, I don't do bloody coups until at least Wednesday.
Posted 2 months ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberI decided to go for the scatter-gun approach, so have planted lots of those little flags on cocktail sticks damn near everywhere.
I think the only place I haven't planted one is up my own nose.
Posted 2 months ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberWorld domination Arry.
Id, no. Grab my nose and I'll have my army destroy you.
Posted 2 months ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberCubes of ham Iscariot.
When you're both God and WoM you can afford to push the boat out a little.
It's ok though, I used the money that various world Govts have given in aid.Posted 2 months ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberThanks Perks.
Someone had to do it, it was just hanging around like a stale fart in a lift.
I've moved on from the Scottish Independence thing, I'm thinking of declaring myself an independent nation instead.
Posted 2 months ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberIt's ok, I took the deckchair out and left it with a note for Julian.
Hopefully he'll take the hint.
Posted 2 months ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberSure Perks.
And in my newly Independent nation, you're allowed to smile on the photo.Posted 2 months ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberIt's such a warm, friendly pic. Yeah, why not.
But you must carry your teddy around at all times, just in case my security forces need to check your ID.
Or if you need to collect a parcel from the Royal Mail.
Posted 2 months ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberNo.
There will be much stricter driving tests introduced. If you show any tendencies towards driving any form of "City Car", can't stay in lane around a roundabout, or do any thing else which may anger me, you fail.
In which case, you'll be deported.
And I don't hold with drink driving, too much gets spilled when you're racing.
Posted 2 months ago # -
Titus
offlineMemberAn undemocratic coup? When will there be a campaign for the UN to impose sanctions?
In the mean while, if you're serious about the coup, you'd better get busy setting up a ruthless internal security force, recruiting a vicious secret police force, censorship, banging up all credible opposition leaders, organising the disapearance of any remotley dissident citizens and opening a swiss bank account ready for a rainy day / conunter-revolution.
(Tsk! Amateurs ...)
Posted 2 months ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberI'd like to appoint ASBO1 as my Minister for Security, but he's gone AWOL.
Possibly as a result of breaching all those court orders.
Posted 2 months ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberPoint taken Gerry.
But fortuitously, only those awarded the title for quality and/or popularity of their subs suffered that fate.
By seizing it in an undemocratic coup, I won't suddenly vanish off the face of NB.
No matter how happy that would make some of you.
Posted 2 months ago # -
Gerontius
offlineMemberAugust 2012 are particularly disturbing.
I'm sure Ant won't mind me saying he and his brother look like demented psychopathic child killers.
Neil Doran looks like somebody the Child Catcher decided he could do without.
I'm not so sure the WOTM is actually the coveted prize it is made out to be.
Seems you have to be a bit weird
I should stay clear.Posted 2 months ago #
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