Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne has promised to keep on buggering up the economy after the loss of the UK's AAA credit rating.
'The loss of the AAA credit rating proves I'm on the right track,' Osborne said, 'and I will now redouble my efforts to make an absolute balls of our economy.'
The chancellor is now said to be focused on his March budget when he hopes he will improve on last year's 'pasty tax' budget.
"This year I'm planning a really fucked-up budget, Greek style,' Osborne has told Treasury officials.