The economy of Bradford has taken another knock following the decision by the city’s prostitutes to descend on London for a potentially profitable weekend. While the players of Bradford City were being trounced by Swansea at Wembley, the crack-whores of recession-hit Bradford were earning a month’s wages over the course of an afternoon.
“You couldn’t get a blowjob in Bradford today”, lamented Ken Gardiner, a self-unemployed carpet fitter from Tong, who had failed to get a ticket for Wembley. “And God knows I tried. The girls on the checkouts at Lidl simply wouldn’t entertain the idea, unless I had change for a fiver”...
