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   AReader
   

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   ...for I have lampooned Scotland

   Posted 2 months ago #
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   Yikes
   

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   oh, is Jeni B God?

   Posted 2 months ago #
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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   Yes Yikes, but I try to keep it quiet.

   Posted 2 months ago #
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   AReader
   

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   Or at least I lampooned the Independence for Scotland campaign...which thoroughly deserves to be lampooned.

   Posted 2 months ago #
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   Yikes
   

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   But if you keep it quiet how am I to know you exist? Am I suppose to just believe you? Without any evidence?

   Posted 2 months ago #
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   sigmund
   

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   There's plenty of evidence that Jeni is God. Only a Scottish God would give the English the Welsh and French for neighbours.

   Posted 2 months ago #
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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   Sigmund is quite correct.
   Yikes, basically it works like this: I tell you I'm God, I exist, and you must believe me.

   I might get around to writing a set of rules for you at some point too. Rikkor's ass has to be in there somewhere.

   Posted 2 months ago #
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   button
   

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   We're told Rikkor's ass exists, and that it hurts, but just like you Jeni/god, we have no proof it exists.

   Posted 2 months ago #
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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   It's all about belief, my Button-y son.

   If you believe in me and/or Rikkor's painful ass, then we exist.

   Posted 2 months ago #
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    Ironduke
    

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    If David Cameron really wanted to retain Scotland within the Union, all he has to do is switch sides and campaign on the 'I'm telling scotland to piss off and go their own way' ticket.

    Cue a relieved Scottish nation united in voting 'No...we ain't going nowhere pal', all face saved, they could go on their own but their not going to get kicked out by a Tory boy.

    Simples.

    Posted 2 months ago #
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    The All New Jeni B
    

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    I said months ago, that Cameron coming out and telling Scotland that they wouldn't be able to govern themselves was the best shot in the arm for the pro-independence cause.

    For a father, he's really shit at the whole reverse psychology thing.

    Posted 2 months ago #

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