A triumphant beaming Nick Clegg appeared from this afternoons cabinet meeting making the announcement that custard will be the new national dish, ' Ever since the election I have fought hard with David over this issue but I am now pleased to tell you that he has now relented'.
Clegg had been accused of blatantly trying to enforce his parties colours onto the British People with his custard plan, a accusation the deputy pm firmly denied ' I wish people would not be so cynical. Custard is a food covering a wide range of ethnic dishes to reflect our muti-cultural society such as suet puddings, bananas, danish pastries and the fact that the colour is yellow is pure coincidence' smirked a sheepish Clegg.
Next Liberal policy hoping to literally bare fruit for Clegg is the apple a day for schools in Sutton Coldfield to be made law which Cameron is rumoured to be letting happen by Christmas 2013.
