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Judge in Pistorius trial admits to being U-Boat captain and wanking in a sock

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Started 2 months ago by Truebiscuit
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Truebiscuit

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This is complete bollocks, but it might be accidentally brilliant. Probably is, because I wrote it and I'm fucking hilarious.

Posted 2 months ago #
Truebiscuit

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Given it some thought, and it's definitely piss funny.

Posted 2 months ago #
shaggy

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Fair play for having a go TB, but this is shit. Personally I always have a roll of toilet paper next to my bed.

Posted 2 months ago #
Tripod

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Unfunny subs. Unfunny comebacks. C'mon folks, we can do better than this...

Posted 2 months ago #
shaggy

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you go first

Posted 2 months ago #
Midnight Dreary

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Shaggy - truebiscuit is taking the piss - he's a spoof of people who just post the first thing that comes into their heads - makes you think, eh?

Posted 2 months ago #
Yikes

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IMO this is very funny, accidental or not!

No chance of a NiB length expansion???

Posted 2 months ago #
Midnight Dreary

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Well, we've all done it. Er, been a U-boat captain, I mean. Obviously.

Posted 2 months ago #
shaggy

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Midnight - afraid you have missed the subtlety here - easily done I admit - but I am actually a spoof of the spoof of the spoof of the people who just say the first thing that comes into their heads. Ach du liebe zeite ich musse zu schlafen gehen!

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Midnight Dreary

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I think you're just the Spoof. I hear they'll get their forum back soon, so maybe we won't see so much of you.

Posted 2 months ago #
Tripod

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but I am actually a spoof of the spoof of the spoof

Ah, now I understand...

Posted 2 months ago #
shaggy

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OK i admit defeat. You guys are too good.

Posted 2 months ago #
Audible Minority

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Midnight Dreary, we don't need spoofs. There are plenty of immature and mindless contributors dumping what they have for intellect elsewhere on the Internet without encouraging them here.

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