‘Top UK journalist’ Andrew Pierced-Nipple today attacked Eastleigh by-election Labour candidate John O’Farrell by calling him names in a well-known newspaper.
Mr O’Farrell laughed off the piece: “it’s like being savaged by a dead horseburger” he guffawed, adding “I’m still confident of a victorious 4th place, or maybe even 1st if the good people of Eastleigh can see through the propaganda”
“Eastleigh deserves better representation after the misadventures of Tory weirdo Stephen Milligan and LibDem liar Chris Huhne.”
“as for mr pierced-nipple, tell that talentless twat loser to fuck off” he tweeted.