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   Carter
   

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   Writing a new sub and in it I make reference to Cardinals bumming around in their old college band t-shirts. Tried to come up with names based on real bands i.e instead of AC/DC it's BC/AD and Creedence Clearwater Revival becomes Creed in Latin Revival but as you can see from the examples they were all shite.

   Can anyone think of some great names for Roman Catholic bands?

   Posted 2 months ago #
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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   Some of them don't even need changed Carter.

   Judas Priest, Nazareth, Jesus and Mary Chain etc could all be used as they are.

   I'm sure other biscuits will have slightly more creative ideas than me though.

   Posted 2 months ago #
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   I love BC/AD.

   How about Peter Paul and hail Mary. Or just Peter Paul and Mary.

   Nuns 'n' Moses

   The Jesus Christ Experience

   Posted 2 months ago #
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   Like the "Nuns & Moses".

   Carpenters
   Bread
   Lostprophets
   The Bishops
   The Vicars (punk)

   Posted 2 months ago #
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   beau-jolly
   

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   John Paul and the Love Pumps
   Guns n Roseries

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   Surely Nuns n Roseries?

   Posted 2 months ago #
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   Perks
   

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   The Lostprophets lead singer is on child sexual assault charges so that works on more than one level

   Posted 2 months ago #
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   Sinnick
   

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   Manic Street Preachers

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   Perks
   

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   Nine inch nails

   The Cure(d)

   Satana

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    Sinnick
    

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    This T-shirt might get a few sideways glances, if worn by a priest:

    I

    
    Children

    of Bodom

    (well, if I could the sodding alignment to work)

    Posted 2 months ago #
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    godly1966
    

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    Instead of Waterboys the Altarboys
    Cliff Richard

    Posted 2 months ago #
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    Squudge
    

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    The Mission (shows my age)

    The Damned

    Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine (no reason)

    ...I like Nun's n Moses

    Posted 2 months ago #
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    Psycadelic Squirrel
    

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    System of a Down with the Heretics

    Deacon Blue

    I also think Nuns & Moses is a winner

    Posted 2 months ago #
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    Carter
    

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    Thanks everyone. Nuns 'n' Roses is a stormer, I will tip my hat to you, button.

    Posted 2 months ago #
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    Is it a pirate hat Carter? By the way cracking FP today.

    Posted 2 months ago #
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    Titus
    

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    I love Nuns n' Moses too.

    As for "BC/AD", it might possibly sound more recognisable as "AD/BC".

    Posted 2 months ago #
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    Truebiscuit
    

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    No Girls Aloud.

    Posted 2 months ago #
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    J Vine
    

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    FFS Truebiscuit is octogenarian sex all you can think about. Could you concentrate more on being the saviour of Newsbiscuit you massive wanker. Only yesterday Ken Bruce said to me " you know that Truebiscuit, he's a massive wanker he is." How do you feel about that?

    Posted 2 months ago #
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    nickb
    

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    Quireboys

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    nickb
    

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    Vatican Tina Turner

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    Gerontius
    

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    Shakin' St.Stevens
    Bad Mannas
    Frankincense Goes To Hollywood
    Motley Crucify
    Green Deity

    Band of Holy Joy...punk folksters still doing the circuit

    Posted 2 months ago #
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    Midfield Diamond
    

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    Christians In Search Of Filth - yes, a band of that name really did exist in the 80s. Probably a bit too obscure for your purposes though Carter.

    Posted 2 months ago #
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    Truebiscuit
    

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    Ken Bruce is my bitch. I own him.

    Posted 2 months ago #
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    sigmund
    

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    The Crusaders and The Saints (Both real bands).
    Black Sabbath.
    Johnny Cash for Indulgences.

    Posted 2 months ago #
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    Mr Target
    

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    Dexy's Midnight Catholics.

    Posted 2 months ago #
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    button
    

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    Or Dexy's Midnight Mass

    Posted 2 months ago #
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    Mr Target
    

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    Echo and the Catholics.

    Posted 2 months ago #
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    Oxbridge
    

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    Altar-Vestry Man Doodles in the Park

    ..no, sorry, I'll get my coat...

    Posted 2 months ago #
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    bonjonelson
    

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    Mike and the Ecumenicanics

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    Carter
    

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    Thanks for the bands. Sub scuppered by today's FP, should've have finished and posted mine in a more timely fashion.

    Posted 2 months ago #

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