Scientists: Dolphins More Intelligent Than We Thought. Dolphin Juries Introduced
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Never trust a species that grins all the time. It's up to something.
Could also work substituting 'less' for 'more' ?
Bollocks. People that smile all the time are normally assumed to be stupid or mentally ill. Why the fuck would anyone think a big smiley fish was some kind of genius?
Clever are you? Get out of this net, then. See? Just another thick sea twat.
@FlashArry: you could be right - and make that Pryce jury squirm.
"One chirp for guilty, two chirp for not guilty." Can't help visualising the judge addressing his summing-up to a large tank in the courtroom. And at least dolphins wouldn't be able to pass notes to the judge asking stupid questions.
(It must be past my bed time ...)
Agreed that something like "Dolphins discovered to be less intelligent than previously thought after scientists find them serving on juries" works even better.
Smiling dolphin actually had a head injury.
That one's better. You can use that.
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