Vacuum cleaner manufacturers Dyson have today unveilied the prototype of the much aniticipated 'Hover-Hoover.' The devise, that will be selling under the name of Dyson Air, will be going on general release in late October.
James Dyson unveiled the prototpye machine at an invention fair in New York yesterday afternoon. "The new machine is possibly our most innovative product to date. It's powered by patented Dyson 'anti-grav' technology, that bends gravity around the vacuum to make it fly around the room for easy cleaning. But the cleverest part of this device is the all new easy suction device, that now has twice the power to remove dust from the trickiest of corners." said Mr Dyson at the convention yesterday.
The devise has, however, come under some scrutiny by critics. "I tried the device for a week at home," said a critic for The Telegraph, "And all it did was scare my dog when it chased him round the front room. It took me hours to get him out of the bag." Mr Dyson kept a cool head despite critiscms. "Despite critiscms, I believe that this new hoover will blow the customers away."
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