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Axminster Carpets Laid to Rest

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scribbler

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Goddam you guys have got me doing it now.

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Damn! Damn! Damn!

Posted 2 months ago #
sponge finger

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you've only let yourself down

Posted 2 months ago #
scribbler

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I’m Afraid, Dave. My Mind is Going. I Can Feel It.

Posted 2 months ago #
Squudge

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well I quite like it. On a sad note:

"Axminster will never be laid again"

Posted 2 months ago #
scribbler

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OMG Not only are puns awful, but they breed faster than bacteria

Posted 2 months ago #
Squudge

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you wouldn't be bouncing your mouldy old ticker so it lands on top of mine now would you?

Posted 2 months ago #
scribbler

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@Squudge. What language are you writing in?

Posted 2 months ago #
sponge finger

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bounce
(just wanted to see all the little carpet puns rolled together)

Posted 2 months ago #
scribbler

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A vast panoply of puns

Posted 2 months ago #
sponge finger

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wall to wall

Posted 2 months ago #

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