The FSA have released new data showing exactly what they think they know about meat content in pies*. Ted Davies a spokesman for the under fire organisation said today that there were "some known knowns, a few known unknowns and quite a lot of unknown unknowns". A pie chart of a pie showing what the FSA knows is in your pie was also released clearly showing that Romanian abattoir worker Victor Alexandru knows more than the FSA and God when it comes to pie contents.
*The meat content of your pie may go up as well as down. Past pie content is not a guide to future pie content.