The world of pop music was in shock last night after police were called to the home of Harry Styles out of One Direction, following a shooting incident which left his chart topping rival Olly Murs with serious facial injuries. A police spokesperson said "Harry Styles out of One Direction claims that he thought Murs was a middle aged woman breaking in through the bathroom window to rape him, but it doesn't ring true if you ask me. For a start there's no way Olly Murs could ever get his gigantic face to fit through a window, no matter how big, and Harry Styles out of One Direction must have known this. The lying sod"
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Harry Styles Out Of One Direction Shoots Olly Murs Through Bathroom Door.
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offlineUnregisteredHave 5 'Bunnies' for this..
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Jonny Shlep
offlineMemberThanks Bunners (I assume you're a fan of "the summer game"), you're too kind sir. No really, you're too kind, as this piece of laughably poor satire is without doubt the most risible, lazy, ill conceived, hastily cobbled together big pile of literary effluent I have ever had the audacity to sub to any satirical publication in my entire history of subbing...... etc
I read it earlier from behind the couch and through my fingers and it still stunk the place out. I myself have just given it one star, more out of pity than any sense of utter disgust, and the sooner it receives the savage cunting it so richly deserves and is shunted off into the barren hinterland of page 2, the sooner I'll be pleased to be perfectly fucking honest with you.
Apologies.
PS Lucy. - Out Of One Direction is indeed his full name. He's one of the Hampshire Out Of One Directions and just like his forebears he's an irritating little cunt par excellence. I hope this helps.
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