In the wake of the recent labelling crisis, NewsBiscuit has come under pressure from disappointed readers, angry that it contains no proper news and no biscuits.
One disgruntled visitor to the site, a Mr Gary Baldry fumed “There was something about a nuclear bomb exploding in somebody’s underpants and something else about houses being built on a face. It’s just ludicrous. I have checked on Wikkipedia and none of these things are true. It’s a complete parody of a news website and makes a mockery of the news.”
A spokesman for the site said that despite the lack of biscuits there were plenty of fruitcakes.