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Viewers sickened by tea-time rehash of Black Butey

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Started 3 months ago by Truebiscuit
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Truebiscuit

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Because that was a horse you've heard of, and Bute is a drug in horses that will make you sick.

I'll draw a fucking picture.

Posted 3 months ago #
J Vine

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I'd like a picture of my grandchildren. Do you work in charcoal or pencil?

Posted 3 months ago #
Truebiscuit

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I work exclusively in other people's bodily fluids.

How big are your grandchildren? Do they have eyes and that? Any distinguishing marks? I'll give it a go.

Posted 3 months ago #
J Vine

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I could provide a turd which you could use a s a crayon, but as there are 8 of them I'm worried it might run out half way through?

Posted 3 months ago #
Truebiscuit

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Is it a good colour match for any of them? I'd prefer a litre or so of piss, if I'm honest.

And I am fucking honest.

Posted 3 months ago #
J Vine

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It would be a perfect colour match if I covered them in brown with a bit of blood red thrown in.

Posted 3 months ago #
Idiot

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Shame about the throwaway, condescending delivery as I reckon there's a good joke in there.

Posted 2 months ago #
lane-avenger

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How many times do you need to click one star to get it back down from three?

Posted 2 months ago #
Truebiscuit

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90,000 times, Lane. Why not have a go? It's less of a waste of your time than trying to think up something funny.

Idiot, you're an idiot.

Twat.

Posted 2 months ago #
Idiot

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Truebiscuit, I was actually paying you a compliment, thick cunt.

Posted 2 months ago #

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