Barry Protheroe, Quality Control Manager at Morrisons, has addressed customers directly in a press release today. “Instead of making a drama out of a crisis, we’ve decided to make a game out of it. Prizes for three-in-a-row include a detox, a session of colonic irrigation and a year’s membership - for two - of the Vegetarian Society. Your statutory rights are not affected, because, as you must now be aware, you really don’t have any”...
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With a danger of being asked 'what have you ever written that's funny?', can I suggest changing the supermarket from morrisons to another. As far as I am aware all their meat is grown in their own farms and slaughtered in their own abattoirs meaning the dont have a problem as their supply chain is much smaller. Also I think anything stupid involving Aldi or Lidl is inherently more funny for some reason
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