Moderate posters in the borough of NewBiscuit are being upbraided by a group of extremists who believe that only they understand the true meaning of ‘funny’.
The extremists, ‘described as a bunch of old men who think they own the place’, have been branding anyone who meets their disfavour with one star in an attempt to oust them from the area.
A spoken for the old men said 'We follow the sacred works passed down from Round the Horne, The Goon Show and TWTWTW and must uphold these standards. For example this is yet another shit one from lane-avenger. I’m going to give it one star.’
Terry Scott was unavailable for comment.