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Problem of women who hog the bathroom for hours is now solved

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Started 4 months ago by scribbler
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scribbler

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more to follow

Posted 4 months ago #
Lens Cap

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Presuming this relates to Pistorius. It's not really funny. Not because of the subject matter, not because its 'too soon' but just because its not really funny

Posted 4 months ago #
scribbler

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Well actually, if your sense of humour is as odd as mine, it's really really funny.

Posted 4 months ago #
scribbler

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Oh - and many congratulations for working out that it was to do with Pistorius. I can see that must have been a challenge to work out.

Posted 4 months ago #
Lens Cap

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Be as personal as you like, it's still not funny

Posted 4 months ago #
Truebiscuit

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completely shit.

Posted 4 months ago #
lane-avenger

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May all your wives develop fanny-rot Scribbler, your unfunny crapness is unforgivable!!

Posted 4 months ago #
scribbler

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Bugger...Can't think of a riposte to this one

Posted 4 months ago #
Truebiscuit

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That's hardly a fucking surprise.

Posted 4 months ago #
lane-avenger

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I usually find that a polite tap on the door and a reminder that a woman, who is inferior to a man in all respects, must obey her mullahs every command is sufficient.

But if that fails I send the children in on a suicide bombing mission

Posted 4 months ago #
Squudge

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it is a good job we don't allow firearms or cricket bats in the writers' room.

stop squabbling amongst youselves and bump my festering turd of a sub.

Posted 4 months ago #
scribbler

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i find having 9 bathrooms and only 8 wives sorts it

Posted 4 months ago #
lane-avenger

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bloody rich bastard!!

Posted 4 months ago #
Truebiscuit

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The 'no guns, but as many fucktards as you like' policy clearly isn't working.

Posted 4 months ago #
lane-avenger

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Peace be with you brothers. I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it.

Ok, maybe not death, but I am prepared to be mildly inconvenienced.

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