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Tartar horde invades Tesco Express convenience store
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Posted 4 months ago #
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In case it needs to be said, I'll mention that the customers were patiently waiting in a queue so as to pay for their burgers.
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Posted 4 months ago #
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Thanks, Lens Cap. I'd already read the guidelines -- that's how I got this far.
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Then maybe read again as the headline then one line topper format doesn't really get used. Try and fit the joke into one snappy headline. Some times it takes a bit of work. Or make it news in brief length which gives you the chance to explain the story a bit
Posted 4 months ago # -
a thousand cuts on your crapness infidel!!
Posted 4 months ago #
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